An absurd, unique, and simple auto battler that is full of over the top violence and silliness. You will manage, equip and train your volunteers to compete at the highest level! Unlock, purchase and customize your volunteers with over 50 items that have randomized values using the color system everyone loves! Weapons will range from the standard sword and maces to power tools and adult toys. Plenty of purely cosmetic items are available to get those volunteers looking just right!